Okay. Now hear me out. Have I abandoned yet another 80%* complete mini because every part of my flesh and skin and soul rebels at the thought of ever even looking at it again? Yes. Technically, yes.
But! I’ve now picked up a vastly larger, more fine-detailed display figure that will need exponentially more patience and skill and time to complete. I see this as a clear win.
*~40-80%
A whole new child appears! Bearded and girthy! Its absurd size in comparison with gaming minis is subtly hinted at by both cramming it inside the largest Rathcore painting handle, tacked to a painting base probably intended for horses*, and standing it next to an industry-standard reference pot of Vallejo plastic putty.
*🤷♂️Daniel Day Lewis at his vein-popping best, abandoning that child of his.