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Weirdly, I was convinced he had played John Constantine, referring to him as “Judge John Constantine”, in what could only be the Constantine/Judge John Deed mashup the world so clearly needs.

07:49 —

Managed to somehow hurt the exact centre of my back while asleep, during dreams, as far as I can remember, spent strenuously trying to recall Willem Dafoe’s name.

07:44 —

Just got some surprisingly positive feedback from a short story competition earlier in the year, despite, on a re-read, now realising how completely unhinged it was.

“They drink their drinks and defecate happily.” « genuinely the final line of the story.

15:26 —

Is it weird that every now and again I get the theme tune to GoBots running around my head? Specifically, as sung by Timmy Mallett.

I didn’t even watch the cartoon.

14:47 —

Rain now very aggressively trying to get into my house through the rear windows. Rude.

12:39 —

Hammering with its tiny, tiny fists.

11:39 —

Just heard what sounded like an old timey stream train whistle being pursued by a police siren.

Is it possible to be haunted by Looney Tunes?

14:15 —

“Is someone emptying a skipful of sand on my roof?”

16:37 —

Get-up-and-look-outside-worriedly levels of rain noise.

16:34 —

Oddly stressful dreams of wandering supermarket aisles looking for the new AI-powered chocolate.

06:23 —

Ah yes, bin day tomorrow, announces the unexpectedly windy night.

20:21 —

Sufficient moody rain to summon a Batman.

17:08 —

Tiny snow falling thickly.

11:36 —

The impotent hard ting of icy rain when already snuggly immune.

21:57 —

Also, Bill Pullman moves himself around as though powered by supermarionation, and I in no way mean that as an insult.

21:29 —

100% did not remember Richard Pryor or Marilyn Manson being in that film… feels like entirely distinct eras overlapping.

21:08 —

Lynch’s Lost Highway, a darkened room, a wintry evening.

A non-zero chance my sanity won’t hold.

18:44 —

The little section of my back garden that the birds routinely attack also appears to retain snow after a melt.

10:38 —

It’s not really snowing, more raining directly into ice.

20:39 —

Another day of accidentally making myself a nice cup of steamed milk instead of actual coffee…

14:51 —