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I clearly have the slogan for my inevitable t-shirt merch.

11:54 am —

We must be incomprehensibly slow to all the tiny garden things. Weirdly mobile bits of invasive house.

11:53 am —

We are in full garden-coffee and Kindle season.

10:24 am (1 image) —

Reset the counter.

8:50 am —

Made the rookie mistake of deciding to organise my hobby space, getting distracted with something else, and now having the psychological weight of ‘oh no, I need to finish all of that first’ preventing me from ever using it again…

11:41 am —

Some of the golfers may have been cows.

5:32 pm —

A day of misty train journeys. Only the closest trees, largest hills and occasional clumps of confused, wandering golfers are visible. All the things are light grey and all the light grey things are now the sea and also now the sky.

5:30 pm —

This is phenomenally niche, but if you use full-screen apps regularly in macOS and are driven fully insane by one of those windows randomly stealing focus when you switch to one of the others:

defaults write com.apple.Dock workspaces-auto-swoosh -bool NO

(Then kill and restart the Dock)

2:18 pm —

The sound of early-morning bin lorries on a day off work giving me childhood summer holiday vibes.

6:37 am —

There was a laundry basket in the garage «< important context. They didn’t bring the underwear with them. One assumes.

12:24 pm —

Five minutes from home and passing the courier you were expecting going the other way - an accidental zeitgeist.

11:38 am —

I realise ‘unnecessary frilly bib’ may not immediately scream grimdark, but it definitely feels like a Blanche-ism…

12:28 pm (1 image) —

The morning Billy-Pilgim-s wildly from quiet summer’s day to house-creaking winter gloom.

9:06 am —

A warm grey morning with no wind, roof-rain without window-rain.

7:35 am —

A perfect combination this weekend of not knowing for sure what day it is or what time.

6:46 pm —

Finally watched The Banshees of Inisherin. Very sad, very funny, black as pitch. I’d love to rewatch In Bruges, but I don’t think that would be a sane back-to-back choice.

7:59 pm —

Constellation season 1 was an absolute delight. I cannot imagine how it gets a season 2.

1:55 pm —

Constellation on Apple TV+ is the best little sci-fi mystery series I’ve seen in ages. I assume that means it’ll be immediately cancelled.

3:21 pm —

Are the button mats that people are apparently using to communicate complex ideas with their pets real, or is this the algorithms’ revenge for me watching a Kate Middleton conspiracy video?

12:50 pm —

I can no longer even imagine how to read Dune without the Frog & Toad meta-commentary.

4:15 pm (1 image) —